Are you in general pretty unlucky in your love life?
Fear not. I have made arrangements just for you.
PRESENTING: LUCKY POTATO BAR!
It's a bar, but you can also be lucky and win stuff! How have no one done this before? Oh my god, I'm getting better and better for each and every day!
You are probably thinking: "Wow, Paul Broca! First you found a language center in the brain, which pretty much REVOLUTIONIZED the science of the brain, and now you are REVOLUTIONIZING the science of partying as well?! Are there no limits to your achievements?!"
The answer is no. I have no limits. I will keep on striving for greatness, always pushing myself towards new heights. Therefore, I am introducing a REVOLUTIONIZING new challenge, completely exclusive for this event: The Potato Challenge. It's great. It combines some of my favorite things: Beer, shots and even Tempt.
It's an exciting time to be alive, you guys! Rejoice! I am once again your paragon of excellence!
I will be giving you even more information as we are getting closer to the event. That's just how I am as a person. You're welcome.
TAKE HOME MESSAGES:
- It's a party!
- YOU can win stuff!
- Revolutionizing new challenge (The Potato Challenge)
- More information in spring ( 8-) )