It’s that time of the year when ladies with beards and Scandinavian metal bands dressed as trolls perform a bunch of awful songs in an attempt to win a song contest which is ultimately decided by a politically biased voting system rather than anything in the way of musical talent.
So here at Club de Fromage, Slow Alfie & his merry band of Poundshop performers have decided to mark this exciting annual event by doing nothing!
That's right, as my dear old Grandma used to say, we're doing absolutely bugger all to coincide with the Eurovision Song Contest!
We will however be looking for an air-guitar hero from the crowd, leading you through a host of vaguely choreographed dance routines and there’ll be a chance for you to win the world famous Club de Fromage meat-pie raffle.
Tonight will be a Eurovision free zone. So no German metal, no watered down techno from Montenegro, no Latvian folk-rock and no awful operatic ballads from Belarus or Azerbaijan.
What you can expect to hear though is the usual classic pop and rock from the last 50 years including Bon Jovi, Britney, Taylor Swift, Backstreet Boys, Elton John, Charli XCX, Abba, Bruno Mars, Spice Girls, Will Smith, MJ, Blur, One Direction, Katy Perry, The Killers, Gwen Stefani, Queen, Take That and much, much more
Tickets and more info, including table & drinks packages can be found at ClubdeFromage.com