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Sacred Fool Rebel Flash Sale for Retrograde Tax Season

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To celebrate my birthday, I flashed a massage sale at y'all...and happily TOUCHED AND MOVED some new/old dear ones to healing and relaxation. So now that's it's April I'm flashing y'all again...HERE ARE THE DEETS:

*Purchase a one-hour, full-body healing session for only $77
...the regular price of this service is $110!
*Purchase button will be active today, 4/8 thru 4/17, tax day.
*You may book your session anytime during the month of May!
*This flash sale is available to new clients, clients who haven't been in to see me for a long time and for current subscription clients to use to purchase a gift session for somebunny you love (you gorgeous, loyal, current peeps already benefit from great discounts...please, share this widely)!

I'm flashing y'all this time for some very IMPORTANT reasons:

1. The lingering winter Mercury retrograde solar flare tax season equinox what the hell is a hand basket and why are we all barreling towards hell blues has it's icy grip on the lot of us!

2. Whether they've been with me for a decade or only one session so far, my clients are clearly and adamantly stating that my bodywork and attention is powerful, effective, delightful and soothing. I'm not bragging. I don't "really" know how I know how to do what I do. But, I know it works!

3. I have a favorite oracle deck (you don't need to know what that is;)...and a card that's been showing up often recently (and that I use as inspiration in yoga class when the moon is right) is SACRED FOOL...
"The fool is a great rebel, able to thwart convention and tell the truth without restraint. Your heart is a wonderful, powerful, sacred fool! It cares not for the right way to do things. It cares not for what the mind says is real and not real. It lives according to an inner wisdom that cannot be dictated to or controlled by anything! It loves, it lives and it is what it is!
This oracle heralds a time...now or imminent...when you will feel inspired, alive and passionate for what you can offer to the world. It says to you, Don't try to be appropriate, don't try to be socially acceptable and worry about what others may think about what you are doing...just be. If you want to wear a mad hat whilst doing so, fine."

So, with or without a mad hat, I am here to tell you that I AM feeling "INSPIRED, ALIVE AND PASSIONATE FOR WHAT I CAN OFFER TO THE WORLD!" I would love to increase my client base and my weekly book! I would love to boost my earnings to support this healing center where so many in our community work, dance and play in sacred space. I am evermore grateful for the gifts of healing and teaching that move through me, and I want to share these gifts as much as possible!

So grab the flash! You've got a week and change to click for your own self-care and well-being...but don't wait another second...take this small and potent step towards your inspired aliveness! BE!