George Kapiniaris's show isn't just about the Big Malakes in the world. It's about the Little Malakes too. It's about time all the Malakes made a stand. Malakes stand up and be counted! You don't have to be a Malaka to see this show about Malakes. You don't have to be from the Strait of Malacca. What's a Malaka? See the show and find out, Malaka!