The Tejas Club cordially invites you to THE classiest event of the year. Roundup is over, so come wind down with the Braves of Tejas at the annual Bob Pees' Crawfish Tournament and Croquet Boil Extravaganza! After all, what beats skipping class for a day of live music, crawfish, ludicrous outfits, and mini horses? Whether you're an old Brave, a new Brave, a friend of the club, or an interested onlooker, we beseech you to come out and enjoy the day's festivities.
In stark contrast to previous years, the crawfish will be so fresh, you'd think they were still alive - and so will the mini horses.
Croquet matches, unfortunately, will be organized privately, the barrier to entry being any knowledge of the rules of croquet whatsoever. Drinks will be served to those of any age above but not including 20.
FINALLY, because this is an event of the utmost sophistication, we implore you to wear white garb (white the color, not the people). If you have questions about proper Bob Pees attire, send our resident Garb Master, Cameron Osmond, a text at 405250715 (but be careful, he bites).