Well jayysus mary and joseph! it’s that time again for Bingo Night at the Gallery Cabaret!! Get your river dancin’ shoes because this time it’s St Patrick’s Shenanigans Edition!! Featuring:
- cheeseballs, and since idk how to dye them green, probably a box of lucky charms
- Krystal behind the getting you more belligerent than the IRA (not really a joke, she’s been experimenting with making car bombs, no but like the drink kind, i’m pretty sure)
-Musical accompaniment devolving into a group sing-a-long of danny boy
-Michael Shannon, probably
- a free shot of jameson to whoever does the best jig (disqualified if you break shit in the process)
-Yours truly as host, and at a certain point at night supplier of angry rants about how the irish bourgeoisie are just as bad as the british oppressors
If you behave yourselves then maybe I’ll let you have some potatoes. maybe.