Are you really, seriously f*cking dreading turning 30? How about 40? 50? Shouldn’t be a thing, right? So, this one girl figured, what if she just didn't accept that to be a thing, but alternatively, do a different thing. Like a birthday-thing to end all birthdays before another something-O thing happened. And if that was gonna be a thing, in parallel, see some local bands she thought everyone should really see at least once. (As in, if you haven’t seen them yet: Educational gap right there.) Specifically these guys:
RIFF BASTARD (live)
In their own words: "Riff heavy, groove laden, no bullshit hard rock." We agree.
DAMN CRATERS (live)
Most people would probably say Stoner Rock / Metal, but rather than pre-pigeon-holing them, you best go & make up your own mind, isn't it.
(Or the other way around, cause double headline thing.)
+ djs (...as in mostly varieties of Metal - Post, Doom, Sludge, etc pp, Sunday music. Mind, Sarah might make them play Men at Work when she's drunk & Issac has a Dashboard Confessional song stuck in his head.)
Anyway, how about, instead of getting all miserable & crying into your beer now, cause you just realised turning something-O again is gonna happen to you too, one day & there’s absolutely nothing you can do about that, you just tag along to this thing. Make it your thing. Make yourself feel better. Do a drunk. Get annihilated, if you must. Not just cause we said so, but also cause it's common knowledge that live music & boozes (And petting dogs. There may be dogs!) genuinely are the only things that can soften the existential dread the idea of turning something-O at some point being a thing has just instilled in you.
Bonus points for counting the number of times we just used the term "thing" in two paragraphs.