Hello, Edinburgh! Time to snap out of our collective hibernation and wake the fuck up for SMUT SLAM!
This fast-paced storytelling open mic based on real life, real lust, real sex rolls back into town on Wednesday, April 4, at 8pm at Woodland Creatures (260-262 Leith Walk, Edinburgh EH6 5EL). The theme this time around is "Spring Fling." Those wild hook-ups, vernal hopes, and springtime wanderings are just the stories we need to hear right now. Tonic for the sexual soul!
TICKET LINK: https://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/3370454
Created and hosted by professional touring perv Cameryn Moore, the Smut Slam features real-life, first-person sex stories, guest stories from our panel of celebrity judges, and also THE FUCKBUCKET, a convenient and funnily named receptacle for all your anonymous questions and confessions!
CELEBRITY JUDGE PANEL:
**** FUCKBUCKET PRIZE PROVIDED BY Njoy, long-time sponsor of Smut Slams and other Cameryn Moore events
**** Storytelling prizes provided by the ever-generous Luke & Jack
**** Co-produced by Max Scratchmann
SMUT SLAMMERS sign up on the night to tell a 5-minute dirty story, based on their real lives, and a lucky eight to ten names will be drawn at random.
RULES: - no notes (this is storytelling) - no costumes or props (this is not theatre) - only five minutes (with a one-minute grace period) AND - the story must be real and have happened to you. Stories often are funny and/or epic win, but we want to encourage people to consider sharing their sad, disturbing, poignant, serious, simple and/or "fail" experiences, too.
IMPORTANT: Smut Slam is queer-friendly, kink- AND vanilla-friendly, fat-friendly, sex worker-friendly, virgin-friendly, polyamory-friendly, … we're really, really friendly. We welcome people with all types and amounts of sexual experiences. We DO NOT welcome stories involving racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia or any other kind of discrimination, objectification, or fetishization. All stories must be CONSENSUAL!
NOT A SMUT SLAMMER? Don’t worry. The audience is in for a good time at SMUT SLAM! Sit back and enjoy. All we ask is: - No interrupting. - No heckling. - No necking in the front row. Doors open at 7:30pm, and the smut starts slamming at 8. Admission is £8/adv, £10/door, £7/student conc w/ID. 18 and over please!
SMUT SLAM is CREATED by Cameryn Moore, an award-winning playwright/performer, sex activist and educator, and former phone sex operator. When not performing, riding the train, or actually having sex herself, Cameryn writes Sidewalk Smut: custom type-written pornography as street performance and literary art. Find Cameryn being NSFW on Facebook, or atwww.camerynmoore.com