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What are broskis?
Broskis are guys that would do anything for each other, excluding: homosexual activity, dressing up in women's clothes, and lending a shoulder to cry on (broskis don't cry).
What does being a broski mean?
A broski means ffl,bffs,fbc. By having connections with broskis, you will open up more doors to the future then ever before. broski allows you more things to be done without worrying about outside judgement. If someone questions you say, "Nah, we're just broskis." They'll know.
Why the word broski?
THE BROSKI CREED!
As Broskis, we pledge our allegiance to one another. Through the brightest days and the darkest nights, we shall walk together. In sickness and in health, we shall party hard. All Broskis are made equal and shall be treated as such.
This is the code of the Broskis.
1. No Broski shall be denied broskiship under any circumstances including race or religion. Those being persecuted of discrimination shall be faced with permanent removal from the Broskis and its benefits.
2. If a Broski has been dumped, the rest of the Broskis shall not pursue interest in said girl until a 6 month waiting period has been completed.
3. No fornication in a Broski's bed, or you will be forced to wash the sheets yourself. This includes comforter, sheets, and everything else on the aforementioned bed that has been tainted by another's man gravy.
4. If two or more Broskis arrive at a party by a single car, and the driving male is hooking up with a girl, it is the responsibility of the other Broskis to find other ways home.
The only exception is if the driving Broski is hooking up with his girlfriend. The law is therefore void, and the driver is responsible for returning his fellow men to their respective homes.
5. The only time when wearing girl's clothing is acceptable is if a Broski has lost a bet. Of course, the figurative "getting in a girl's pants" is completely acceptable.
6. A Broski should never hook up with another Broski's girlfr